You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
false alarm, still single
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