Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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