I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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