I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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