Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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