So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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