I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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