I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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