did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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