Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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