i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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