your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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