i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Tell her she can't have a vagina
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
