I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I forgot how hot balto sounded
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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