How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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