i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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