Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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