I must be too annoying 4 u.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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