Fuck appropriateness.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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