Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize