Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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