I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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