I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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