i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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