today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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