Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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