He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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