so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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