There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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