Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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