Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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