Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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