He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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