Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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