Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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