The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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