You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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