the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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