He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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