So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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