I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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