i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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