How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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