i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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