I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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