So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Someone came in the potted fern
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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