You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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