I love black thongs
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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