i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just high enough for therapy.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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