Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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