Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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