this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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