I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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